Today I learned how to give a hickey. Jacqueline put her lips on my neck, and began to suck...hard. Apparently that's the trick to giving hickeys I never knew.
Also of note, last night I jumped through a double paned window. It proved that I'm divine because I escaped with less than 10 scratches and no mortal wounds. I imagined that I was Airbud and I did a doggie dive through the closed window, broke the entire thing, and rolled of the couch to open the front door for my friend. This morning I found the keys in my pocket.
Friday, July 31, 2009
Sunday, August 10, 2008
I threw my neck out at HAWK n DOVE last night.
I dont know what happened to my neck last night but it will never be the same. I will never drink pineapple juice ever again. After examining by neck and this diagram i have decided that somewhere in my vomiting last night i pulled my sternocleidomastiod muscle. It hurts a lot.
Saturday, August 9, 2008
TEAM DEADBEAT ANNOUNCES OLYMPICS SPONSORSHIP!!!
SEXY!TEAM DEADBEAT IS AN OFFICIAL SPONSOR OF THE 2008 BEIJING OLYMPICS
Look! Even President Bush knows how to play PEPPER!!!! HAHAHAHAH
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Leroy G. Wade, Jr., was born in Florida but moved many times as a member of a military family. He received a Bachelor of Arts Degree in Chemistry at Rice University in 1969 followed by an A.M.(1970) and Ph.D.(1974) in Organic Chemistry at Harvard University. Professor Wade was a teaching fellow at Harvard, a resident science tutor and freshman advisor at Radcliffe College and taught Organic Chemistry at Colorado State University for fifteen years before joining the faculty at Whitman College in 1989. He teaches all the organic courses presently offered in the chemistry department. Throughout his Career he has served on a wide variety of academic committees, has been chair of the Chemistry Department, has received many awards, including the Lange Award for excellence in science teaching in 1993. In addition to many research publications, Professor Wade has been very active in the writing and publication of materials associated with the teaching of organic chemistry. His textbook "Organic Chemistry", published by Prentice-Hall is currently in its fourth edition and is recognized as one of the most popular texts on the market.
His interests outside the academic world include repair and restoration of old violins, bows and related instruments, fly fishing, big game hunting, gunsmithing and target shooting. He is also an Officer with the Walla Walla County Sheriff's Office. He has two daughters, Christine and Jennifer.
I FUCKING HATE THIS MAN!!! I want to gawge (sp?) his eyes out!
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
NO MO POLITICAL DUMB THING.
the photo exchange was fun/funny. however, talking about actual political trash should be saved for dumb blongs.
this blog is to good for that HE SAID SHE SAID BULLLLL SHITTTT!!!!
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