July 31st--Chooch's birthday!

Today I learned how to give a hickey. Jacqueline put her lips on my neck, and began to suck...hard. Apparently that's the trick to giving hickeys I never knew.

Also of note, last night I jumped through a double paned window. It proved that I'm divine because I escaped with less than 10 scratches and no mortal wounds. I imagined that I was Airbud and I did a doggie dive through the closed window, broke the entire thing, and rolled of the couch to open the front door for my friend. This morning I found the keys in my pocket.