YOU'RE DUMB

Who invited all these shitty people that just talk about politics?


evolution is bullshit,
vote Huckabee

Hilcat's Victory speech

Thank god she came from behind because I don't trust women who take it from behind. 

Oh wait, she does....

DRINK THE COOL AID!!---VOTE FOR ME---I'M SEXY!

YOUR RIGHT SMALLS!, he is very "sexy."

When bad Botox happens to good people

Hopefully this picture makes all of you Hilary lovers feel a little better about Obama's potential win (at least he is sexier).

LA PRIMA CATERING VAN ON CAMPUS

BREAKING NEWS: LA PRIMA CATERING---WHILE CLOSED ON CAMPUS---HAS RELEASED A FLEET OF CATERING VANS TO PROWL THE CAMPUS AND SATISFY XIAOMING HU, THEIR BEST CUSTOMER--EVER. THE COMPANY IS EVEN ADDING A JINGLE MUCH LIKE THE ICE CREAM TRUCK MAN THAT WILL ATTRACT THE MING.

Amendment

In addition to my responsibilities, I would like to declare up front that all comments and insults are meaningless outside this blog and are not actually real, I'm just merely preforming my duties. Making fun of people is a terrible job, however its purpose is completely necessary to facilitate good bloggage. Therefore I will apologize up front for any comments made.

in negativity
yours truly

Declaration

I'm taking this opportunity, to anounce my new position as the " Blog Asshole". I feel that this is an essential part of a blog and feel that i am well suited for it. My duties are as follows.

1. Make fun of everyone that writes on the blog at least once
2. Pick one member of the blog, and criticize them after every time they post
3. Generate arguments by making insulting comments
4. Making sure that an ample level of blog hostility is maintained at all times
5. Ridicule dumb and meaningless comments whenever necessary

I hereby declare that will do my best in upholding the duties and responsibilities of this office.