Declaration

I'm taking this opportunity, to anounce my new position as the " Blog Asshole". I feel that this is an essential part of a blog and feel that i am well suited for it. My duties are as follows.

1. Make fun of everyone that writes on the blog at least once
2. Pick one member of the blog, and criticize them after every time they post
3. Generate arguments by making insulting comments
4. Making sure that an ample level of blog hostility is maintained at all times
5. Ridicule dumb and meaningless comments whenever necessary

I hereby declare that will do my best in upholding the duties and responsibilities of this office.