July 31st--Chooch's birthday!

Today I learned how to give a hickey. Jacqueline put her lips on my neck, and began to suck...hard. Apparently that's the trick to giving hickeys I never knew.

Also of note, last night I jumped through a double paned window. It proved that I'm divine because I escaped with less than 10 scratches and no mortal wounds. I imagined that I was Airbud and I did a doggie dive through the closed window, broke the entire thing, and rolled of the couch to open the front door for my friend. This morning I found the keys in my pocket.

I threw my neck out at HAWK n DOVE last night.

I dont know what happened to my neck last night but it will never be the same. I will never drink pineapple juice ever again. After examining by neck and this diagram i have decided that somewhere in my vomiting last night i pulled my sternocleidomastiod muscle. It hurts a lot. 

TEAM DEADBEAT ANNOUNCES OLYMPICS SPONSORSHIP!!!

SEXY!
TEAM DEADBEAT IS AN OFFICIAL SPONSOR OF THE 2008 BEIJING OLYMPICS 
Look! Even President Bush knows how to play PEPPER!!!! HAHAHAHAH

crazy stop animation

MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.



its not tree man, i promise.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

OOOOOOOOOO
MMMMMMMM
YES PLEASE!!!!!

Leroy G. Wade, Jr., was born in Florida but moved many times as a member of a military family. He received a Bachelor of Arts Degree in Chemistry at Rice University in 1969 followed by an A.M.(1970) and Ph.D.(1974) in Organic Chemistry at Harvard University. Professor Wade was a teaching fellow at Harvard, a resident science tutor and freshman advisor at Radcliffe College and taught Organic Chemistry at Colorado State University for fifteen years before joining the faculty at Whitman College in 1989. He teaches all the organic courses presently offered in the chemistry department. Throughout his Career he has served on a wide variety of academic committees, has been chair of the Chemistry Department, has received many awards, including the Lange Award for excellence in science teaching in 1993. In addition to many research publications, Professor Wade has been very active in the writing and publication of materials associated with the teaching of organic chemistry. His textbook "Organic Chemistry", published by Prentice-Hall is currently in its fourth edition and is recognized as one of the most popular texts on the market.

His interests outside the academic world include repair and restoration of old violins, bows and related instruments, fly fishing, big game hunting, gunsmithing and target shooting. He is also an Officer with the Walla Walla County Sheriff's Office. He has two daughters, Christine and Jennifer.

I FUCKING HATE THIS MAN!!! I want to gawge (sp?) his eyes out!

NO MO POLITICAL DUMB THING.

the photo exchange was fun/funny. however, talking about actual political trash should be saved for dumb blongs. 

this blog is to good for that HE SAID SHE SAID BULLLLL SHITTTT!!!!

YOU'RE DUMB

Who invited all these shitty people that just talk about politics?


evolution is bullshit,
vote Huckabee

Hilcat's Victory speech

Thank god she came from behind because I don't trust women who take it from behind. 

Oh wait, she does....

DRINK THE COOL AID!!---VOTE FOR ME---I'M SEXY!

YOUR RIGHT SMALLS!, he is very "sexy."

When bad Botox happens to good people

Hopefully this picture makes all of you Hilary lovers feel a little better about Obama's potential win (at least he is sexier).

LA PRIMA CATERING VAN ON CAMPUS

BREAKING NEWS: LA PRIMA CATERING---WHILE CLOSED ON CAMPUS---HAS RELEASED A FLEET OF CATERING VANS TO PROWL THE CAMPUS AND SATISFY XIAOMING HU, THEIR BEST CUSTOMER--EVER. THE COMPANY IS EVEN ADDING A JINGLE MUCH LIKE THE ICE CREAM TRUCK MAN THAT WILL ATTRACT THE MING.

Amendment

In addition to my responsibilities, I would like to declare up front that all comments and insults are meaningless outside this blog and are not actually real, I'm just merely preforming my duties. Making fun of people is a terrible job, however its purpose is completely necessary to facilitate good bloggage. Therefore I will apologize up front for any comments made.

in negativity
yours truly

Declaration

I'm taking this opportunity, to anounce my new position as the " Blog Asshole". I feel that this is an essential part of a blog and feel that i am well suited for it. My duties are as follows.

1. Make fun of everyone that writes on the blog at least once
2. Pick one member of the blog, and criticize them after every time they post
3. Generate arguments by making insulting comments
4. Making sure that an ample level of blog hostility is maintained at all times
5. Ridicule dumb and meaningless comments whenever necessary

I hereby declare that will do my best in upholding the duties and responsibilities of this office.

The Best Thing About America

Tivo! 

Dem Fight Night

Today's the NC and IN primaries so in the spirit of party reconciliation I present: the 2008 Democratic Fight Night. Seriously, the NY post released this and its pretty fucking amazing. 

Also, cubalibre, why do you hate America? We all know Hillary Clinton is going to give us a great leap forward to a world with no gas tax and no OPEC. We're going to have a cultural revolution to take back what is rightfully ours: namely 18 cents a gallon. Go Maollary!!!!!

I cannot beleive they shut my Gworld off

I am sorry that I lose my Gworld card so freaking often, however I do not need the Gworld card people reminding of my weakness. Today I reached a new low in that office. I was literally pointed at and laughed when I went into pay for my card so they would turn my 8TH Gworld back on.

Good thing not everyone there is a heinous bitch. Take for example my new friend Maria whom I even say hi to on the streets now when I see her.

In a completley unrelated topic these words came out of the mingers mouth tonight-

"If I ever have a baby with a woman I would demand a paternity test to make sure it was mine!"

Ice Ice Baby

Hey guys you know those dumb people with dumb net ids? 

jazztap4? iceman21? 

yup Linda and Ben Bitch Burruto

make way for the king bitches

Paint Water

I accidently drank my dirty paint brush water instead of diet coke. 

Mark has A.D.D and is super annoying.